Saturday, May 16, 2009

My Photogenic Knee

Tonight I am at a swanky Hollywood sort of place. I'd call it trendy, but the joint has been hip for a decade so I guess its shallow appeal is no longer a trend.
The wife and I were sitting in the bar waiting for friends to arrive for dinner, not enjoying our overpriced cocktails with names like "Asian Mist" and "Blueberry Fresca."
But then some people sat down at the table next to us and it occurred to me that my knee looked particularly attractive, so I took a picture of it.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

You need to work harder

Here is the thing. This is the view from a mansion in Malibu. If you
are like me, this is not your back yard. But it should be. So I
suggest that you work harder, buy a Malibu mansion, and invite me
over. I will take a picture and express my envy.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The bowling is on, ding dong

There is nothing better than an evening of bowling. Nothing. And
yessir I am kicking ass.


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Santa Monica

They're all savages. Good thing David brought a gun. We may need it
when we walk by Hot Dog On A Stick.

This is only a test

This desert is hot. And dry. Haven't seen a car on this road for at
least an hour. Not worried yet. Still got some iced tea in the back
seat. And if it comes to it I think I have a decent chance at beating
her to the knife in the trunk.

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